“I’m not irresponsible, if I was irresponsible I’d be a Priest. I’d be a good songwritin’ priest. I’d write some crackin’ hymns!”
“If you write about social issues,you’re gonna get asked about them.Fortunately for us,we were writing about drinking and shagging birds and taking drugs.”
“I know I’ve got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover.”
“It is hard to be modest at times like these, so I won’t even try-you’re all shite!”
“Americans are crazy. They have this fascination with throwing their shoes on stage. I’ve been to a lot of shows in me life, some good and some bad. But I was never moved to take off me shoes and throw it at the lead singer.”
“There has never been a cool keyboard player, apart from Elton John.”
“We’re not arrogant, we just believe we’re the best band in the world.”
“It’s a good thing we don’t live in the u.s. where guns are more accessable,because I’d have blown his head off by now.”
“They should be shot.”
“I’m probably the single most lucky man in the world…apart from our Liam.”
“He called me about 9:30 and said:’ I have just got married. Are you surprised? I said: ‘No, I’m not surprised about you getting married, I’m just shocked you’re up so early! ‘”